Now. What I wanted to say was....
You know what. I’m not sorry. I’m not sorry that I don’t want no small dick, can’t fuck worth a damn nigga as my boyfriend. I’m not sorry that I don’t want someone WHO DOESN’T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY as a boyfriend. I am done apologizing. That’s some master manipulator bullshit right there. You decides to fuck up and try and keep me on a long leash, and...
You know, it’s hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know...– Peter Griffin (via petitfemmenoir)
queeflto: whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
got my graduation dress
now I need shoes. to all my fellow big gals out there with big feet, HELP! i need comfortable wedges that will match up nicely with a navy blue lace dress, with a thin brown bow belt. HELP!
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
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sarahofthesith: After the last couple of days I need it