May 2013
May 25th
441 notes
May 25th
36,170 notes
May 25th
45,694 notes
May 25th
34,332 notes
May 25th
10,118 notes
May 25th
16,602 notes
Now. What I wanted to say was....
You know what. I’m not sorry. I’m not sorry that I don’t want no small dick, can’t fuck worth a damn nigga as my boyfriend. I’m not sorry that I don’t want someone WHO DOESN’T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY as a boyfriend. I am done apologizing. That’s some master manipulator bullshit right there. You decides to fuck up and try and keep me on a long leash, and...
May 25th
May 25th
5,847 notes
May 25th
841 notes
“You know, it’s hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know...”
– Peter Griffin (via petitfemmenoir)
May 25th
13 notes
May 25th
27,489 notes
May 25th
2,612 notes
queeflto: whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
May 25th
13,533 notes
May 25th
2,246 notes
May 25th
6,661 notes
urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
May 25th
35,321 notes
11 tags
got my graduation dress
now I need shoes. to all my fellow big gals out there with big feet, HELP! i need comfortable wedges that will match up nicely with a navy blue lace dress, with a thin brown bow belt. HELP! 
May 25th
1 note
May 24th
36,346 notes
May 24th
5,245 notes
May 24th
7 notes
May 24th
2,427 notes
May 24th
66 notes
May 24th
23,757 notes
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
May 24th
119,353 notes
inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
May 24th
80,299 notes
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
May 24th
22,126 notes
May 24th
908 notes
May 24th
12,800 notes
May 24th
1,046 notes
May 24th
9,326 notes
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
May 24th
44,422 notes
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*
May 24th
293,252 notes
May 24th
10,082 notes
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
May 24th
180,120 notes
May 24th
17,642 notes
May 24th
727 notes
May 24th
14,832 notes
May 24th
136,842 notes
May 24th
88,001 notes
May 24th
159,467 notes
May 24th
47 notes
May 24th
49,096 notes
May 24th
693 notes
May 24th
17,038 notes
May 24th
6,006 notes
May 24th
109 notes
May 24th
3,657 notes
Reblog if you want (1) message that will make you...
sarahofthesith: After the last couple of days I need it
May 24th
63,256 notes
May 24th
28,833 notes
May 24th
189 notes